your babe’s friend is a hoe but your babe isn’t?

You can tell how someone sees you by what they assume about you. Respect shows up in assumptions too.

No retirement tweet is ever touching this one 😂

70 years of feminism and the most profitable occupation for women is still prostitution

This man was scoring goals when I was in school, he was scoring goals when I was in college.. Now I’m working and he’s still scoring goals How do you even explain longevity like this? 🐐

A champions league match was going on yesterday and people were tweeting about a random game in Saudi Arabia. That’s that Cristiano Ronaldo effect.

We should do a study about successful older brothers and their unwillingness to have children

❤️‍🩹 Cristiano Ronaldo: “The end of my career is getting closer… let’s enjoy every game”. “I keep playing not only for this generation, but also for the previous one and the one coming next. I enjoy it day by day, game by game, year by year, even as I get closer to the end of my

Jana kwa mat nilipanda nikienda home everyone was looking so pissed - tired, exhausted, underpaid and underfucked, mpaka conductor akasema ati “jamani tulipe fare kwa upendo” 😭😭 I kid you not 😂😭

Morio wako akianza kukupigia story ushawahi mpigia

Ivan Toney saw the devil for a sec 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

Once he hits his 999th goal,the next match might be the most viewed football match of all time

The way he pronounces Juventus 😂 idolo

If this deal happens I pity everyone in Europe

This guy scored over 700 goals in Europe and never hit cele like this before

😁 Pep Guardiola explains why he was in attendance at Stockport-Port Vale on same night as PSG-Bayern. “I saw the calendar, PSG-Bayern, I said what a disaster game, sh*t managers, bad players…”. 😂 “I love English football and I went to Stockport!”. BeanymanSports 🎥

I have honestly never seen Ronaldo like this 😂

I may be having a bad day but if this dude happens to have a great day it lifts my mood. Crazy thing.

Lowkey noticed Salah’s ego is bigger than Cristiano but he’s so sly with it 😭