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@albert_is

Creative Director of the Doonesbury Cinematic Universe

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calendar_today13-04-2011 03:40:39

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I have been listening to a lot of Calamine (the band that did the Sealab 2021 theme song) lately and I'm approaching the point where they're honestly one of my favorite bands

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Huge shithead brodozer trucks should be banned and melted down and the people who currently own them should not be compensated and should have to finish paying them off

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It's really cool that it's impossible to use the internet without this asshole making money. And fwiw, he'd be congratulating Harris, too, because neither administration would have done a single thing to threaten the stranglehold he has on cloud computing

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The Marlins need to bring back the Marlins Manatees, their group of big fat guys who danced at games. They ruled and I genuinely believe we would immediately improve as a team if we had them back

The Marlins need to bring back the Marlins Manatees, their group of big fat guys who danced at games. They ruled and I genuinely believe we would immediately improve as a team if we had them back
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.@spotify is there some way I cam make sure you never recommend Theo Von's stupid fucking podcast to me again like you just did? It's weird that you did considering I've never listened to him or anyone like him before and don't listen to podcasts on Spotify at all