only using this app when im bored

we tried to work together to kick her off the island but NOOO. PHEOBE. IS. STILL. THERE.🤬 #LoveIslandUSA

college is so much fun!!! (lord if the girls on my floor don't start wearing shower shoes im gonna-)

to whoever stole my bike: i hope you feel SO proud of yourself for stealing from a broke college kid

didn't get my bike stolen today!!! (get it? bc i don't have a bike)

apologizing to my roomate in advance

teacher's pets in college are a different breed

currently missing jason robertson #DallasStars

This is so on brand for the cowardly Greg Abbott

i need to switch majors these kids are nerds

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its true. im the daughter.

party hardy! happy nye 2023 #LoneStarNYE

sometimes i question who gave men the right to speak

im so disgusted when i man doesn't think im funny like cmon big bro, grow tf up

i guess im just in the mood to wreak havoc on gotham idk🤷‍♀️

texting a man and half the conversation just "what does that even mean"

my dream: Colter Wall cover of You Never Even Called Me By My Name by David Allan Coe. (also Colter Wall in Albuquerque tonight was insane)

personally i think im hilarious but that's just a woman's opinion so who knows

lord, please let oscar piastri get pole position (and win) amen.