Dawid Godziek performs the world’s first bike backflip on a moving train.

reunited at last for real😭

Some fascinating and spooky patterns of old creeks, dykes and field boundaries revealed by my drone yesterday. The first field was reclaimed from the sea 150 years ago but the others have been farmed for well over 400 years.

Accidental Partridge

A solid roster of evening guests is the key to taking the wedding deep. Alone they are a ragtag bunch of wronguns, misfits and offcumdens but together they are the reinforcements; the cavalry; the finishers. Godspeed you beautiful newcomers 🫡

O the joys of being a referee aye. When people are surprised when I say I don’t miss it all. Here one reason why😂🏉🚜🐄 Tune into #WhistleWatch this week and you will get the official and also my honest opinion. Till then keep the debates respectful. “ ThIS IS NOT SOCCER”😉😂

As a fat man myself, my dream is for Ravi Shastri to commentate on me one day

Saw a bloke on the tube at 7.30am peel the cover off a Sainsbury's trifle. People were watching, interested to see how he'd approach it. He got a large Dairy Milk Fruit and Nut bar out of his pocket, unwrapped it, then used it as a spoon to eat the trifle. Sensational viewing

"THAT IS THE MOST REMARKABLE FINISH TO A GOLDEN POINT GAME I HAVE EVER WITNESSED!" 😲

Think Grimsby could edge it tomorrow, based on recent h2h form. Pressure on Man United #gtfc #mufc

Minutes in the legs, tough first fixtures but we push on for the rest of the season 💪 School Sports News - First week back post match interview

Bob Mortimer at the Bressingham Steam Museum.

Lesley Ugochukwu is the first player with the initials LU to score a Premier League goal against Leeds United. Others (but not all) to achieve this initial feat are Cole Palmer vs Crystal Palace, Carl Cort vs Coventry City and Thierry Henry vs Tottenham Hotspur. #lufc

What a moment History!!! Love this team they have given me so much joy in the last few weeks 👑⚽️ 🎢

A legend across the top ten tiers! 🔟👏 Jamie Cureton on the secrets to playing (and scoring) at 50! ⚽

Fuck it, Here’s Michu 12/13, you just had to be there. The streets will never forget.

Finding out when you look at space you’re seeing the past because of the speed of light blew my mind. Like, from some planets or asteroids if you were to look at Earth rn, you’d see Egyptians building pyramids - depending on distance. 😭

Rosedale and Kirkdale United dig deep to win nine-goal thrillers trib.al/XtHk9Yd

Therapist: What's wrong? Me: If I do the Borat voice once more, I'll be getting a divorce Therapist: And who told you that? Me: *tearfully clears throat*