Alastair Wilkinson (@alastairwilko) 's Twitter Profile
Alastair Wilkinson

@alastairwilko

Rosedale Sports Club. Jokes about white sugar are rare, but jokes about brown sugar.....Demerara

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calendar_today03-02-2012 19:54:46

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Paul Holmes (@kirtonskeldyke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Some fascinating and spooky patterns of old creeks, dykes and field boundaries revealed by my drone yesterday. The first field was reclaimed from the sea 150 years ago but the others have been farmed for well over 400 years.

Some fascinating and spooky patterns of old creeks, dykes and field boundaries revealed by my drone yesterday. The first field was reclaimed from the sea 150 years ago but the others have been farmed for well over 400 years.
dbh (@dannyboyharvey) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A solid roster of evening guests is the key to taking the wedding deep. Alone they are a ragtag bunch of wronguns, misfits and offcumdens but together they are the reinforcements; the cavalry; the finishers. Godspeed you beautiful newcomers 🫡

Nigel Owens MBE (@nigelrefowens) 's Twitter Profile Photo

O the joys of being a referee aye. When people are surprised when I say I don’t miss it all. Here one reason why😂🏉🚜🐄 Tune into #WhistleWatch this week and you will get the official and also my honest opinion. Till then keep the debates respectful. “ ThIS IS NOT SOCCER”😉😂

Phil Haigh (@philhaigh_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Saw a bloke on the tube at 7.30am peel the cover off a Sainsbury's trifle. People were watching, interested to see how he'd approach it. He got a large Dairy Milk Fruit and Nut bar out of his pocket, unwrapped it, then used it as a spoon to eat the trifle. Sensational viewing

Mr Firth (@mister_firth) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Minutes in the legs, tough first fixtures but we push on for the rest of the season 💪 School Sports News - First week back post match interview

Jonny Cooper (@jrcooper26) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lesley Ugochukwu is the first player with the initials LU to score a Premier League goal against Leeds United. Others (but not all) to achieve this initial feat are Cole Palmer vs Crystal Palace, Carl Cort vs Coventry City and Thierry Henry vs Tottenham Hotspur. #lufc

Lesley Ugochukwu is the first player with the initials LU to score a Premier League goal against Leeds United. Others (but not all) to achieve this initial feat are Cole Palmer vs Crystal Palace, Carl Cort vs Coventry City and Thierry Henry vs Tottenham Hotspur. #lufc
RaMaverick 💯% (@ramzzy_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Finding out when you look at space you’re seeing the past because of the speed of light blew my mind. Like, from some planets or asteroids if you were to look at Earth rn, you’d see Egyptians building pyramids - depending on distance. 😭

Jon (@arfmeasures) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Therapist: What's wrong? Me: If I do the Borat voice once more, I'll be getting a divorce Therapist: And who told you that? Me: *tearfully clears throat*