Drunk elephants are real—and chaotic in the cutest way! 🐘😂 Thanks to fermented marula fruits (with alcohol levels similar to beer), these gentle giants end up hilariously tipsy! 💥

Can I take a ride on your big gold tractor. We can go slow or make it go faster 😏

Lindsay Graham agitated for this war and is now on vacation in Disney World. Reminder: He has no wife or kids. Why is he there?

The lack of unifying slogans or calls to action is so sad. Its essentially the basis of any protest. everyone just has cutesy signs trying to stand out or get reposted. And then thats praised for spreading awareness. They genuinely don't know whats going on.

This is going to be me in a month

Yea, ok.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 01,1946

If John Fetterman could grow hair

Wim Wenders bravely asked: what if a shady peep booth establishment in Houston understood color theory and had impeccable set design?

People make fun of this but he was right

God forbid unc gets tummy time during intro to business class

Slot machines when you win .75 cents:

*TRUMP TO ATTEND MEMECOIN CONFERENCE LATER THIS MONTH: POLITICO

.Laura Loomer is a sexual predator psychopath. I was, in fact, a victim of her wrath. Loomer and I spent the day with President Trump at Bedminster watching the LIV Golf tournament from the president's box. She asked me several times for a selfie as you can see that lean line

Forces beyond your comprehension are working behind the scenes to see you win

just thought of a really good idea “100 stooges”

@alyourpal81 poop brother HH