I’m going to be in the most ✨magical✨ place on earth on my birthday and I’m THRILLED 👑

It is absolutely ridiculous that some Super Bowl tickets cost more than my yearly salary as a teacher… Yes, I chose my profession. But dang, you’d think I’d be worth a little more than a ticket to an event that contributes nothing to the productivity of society.

If someone wants to bring me a Funky Monkey or Yellowstone loaded tea, that would be great.

I’m at the point in my career where I understand why my middle school teachers were mean. They got tired of little pre-teens/teenagers. 😫 Jesus take the wheel.

I have to stop taking 3 hour naps in the afternoon because then I can’t sleep at night. 😒

I’m at the point in my adult life where I’m like “I want sonic” then have to tell myself “no I have food home” 😒

Someone convince me NOT to cut my hair any shorter. 🥴

Can teachers get check outs? Asking for myself. 🙋🏼‍♀️

Someone needs to take my card away. I keep spending too much money 🥴

I have 34 days until I’m back in Disney and my heart could explode I’m so excited.

This mans just told me I need to control my shopping impulses… throwing the whole man away. I don’t need that kinda negativity 🙅🏼‍♀️

Get you a boyfriend who randomly cuts your grass while you’re on vacation 💕 Just not mine, he’s taken 🤍

I literally have to most supportive boyfriend ever 🥺 I don’t know how I got blessed with such an amazing human but I’m so thankful 🤍

Is it too early for bed? This teacher is tired 🥱

THE DAWGS RUN THIS STATE! Mississippi State Football wins the Egg Bowl 🥚🏆

Had to begin my self injections today for my eczema. I’m terrified of shots and needles. Did it hurt? No. Did I almost puke just because of the simple fact that I had to give myself two shots? Absolutely. 🙃

I just really need a trip to Disney World 😭 Someone pay for ya girl to go see Mickey for a week 😭

I’M GOING TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!! I’M SO EXCITED!!!!!!! Whitney Byrd let’s go see the queen 👑👑 See you April 30th Taylor Swift 😍😍😍🖤🤍❤️‍🔥

If I go missing, it was my students. I “snitched” on 30 of them for not doing their work and failing in the 3rd week of school. 🙃🤷🏼‍♀️ Yes, I said 30. Literally.

Learning lots of good info at #IXLLive with Katie! Can’t wait to share with my team teachers!