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al

@alanstheory

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Told this girl I’m going through my monthly sperm cramps and all she could say was “sorry” 😭 No care package, no stress relief funds… nothing. I hate unintentional women.

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I always wonder how my wife has much more money than I do and then I see her pay with her credit card and realize she puts everything on her credit card and it makes sense.

James Talarico (@jamestalarico) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jesus loves. Christian Nationalism kills. You may pray for my death, Pastor, but I still love you. I love you more than you could ever hate me.

Basel Musharbash (@musharbash_b) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This comes out to $2,400 on average for each worker affected. That’s real money — more than all the stimmy checks combined. And Sam is still litigating to get even more compensation for workers’ damages. This is what government of the people looks like.

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I know this account is bait but goddamn damn she looks the exact same just because she’s not wearing armor and your can see her muscles.