leave moo deng alone! #SNLPremiere

The episode “The Hurt Man” in #MonstersTheLyleAndErikMenendezStory was probably one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen.

Sarah Paulson reenacting Heather Gay’s iconic Season 4 finale monologue was perfect! #RHOSLC

First #RHOSLC is sponsored by Tendy’s and now Milwaukee. No one is this excited to be in Milwaukee.

Someone bring me Golden Bowl.

Does anyone else schedule emails so you don’t look thirsty?

Is there ever a time when Nicole Kidman isn’t filming?

I waited until 2024 to watch “Rosemary’s Baby” and DA FUHHHHHHH?!

Danny Elfman’s energy in “Nightmare Before Christmas” is like someone getting the karaoke mic all night.

I feel like they’ve been promoting Wicked for 10 years.

Every time someone says, “See you next year!”

Putting it out there: John Mayer and Jessica Simpson end up together.

When your @Airbnbs book up over VDay and you know what’s about to go down…

E-A-G-L-E-S 🦅

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

Woman Buys Decorative Bag of Baby Carrots: ow.ly/FIuX50V0Rx0

debbie downer was kinda the first friend who was too woke

Can someone please come over and tell my husband to stop talking about the pizza oven he just bought?

I love that guys have lunch together to say four sentences in an hour and then stare off and chew uncomfortably.

I just re-started #Girls… the world fat shamed Lena Dunham who was mayyyybe a size 6?