Goodnight Moon has entered McGuinness Jr’s bedtime book rotation. The urge to do this impression every time I read it is overwhelming

Sky Sports doing its best ITV impression as it misses a Patrick Mahomes interception in Ravens v Chiefs as it was on an ad break.

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Very sad to learn of the death of Toto Schillaci While he might have scored against us, Irish people have great affection for Toto because he was arguably THE iconic name from the best summer of our lives Here he is starring in a 2002 ad for Irish ale Smithwick’s RIP Toto!

No conference season for me for the first time in seven years. Weird feeling. Mulling replicating the experience by subsisting solely on crisps, coffee, and room temperature alcohol. I might go the whole hog and leave my laptop on a minibus a la Manchester 2023.

A massive coup getting Churchill to write an op-ed though, to be fair.

Breaking cruise...

most days I’m convinced this is the greatest moment in cinema

'I'll end up in bed with socks, a hot water bottle and a book because I can't keep the heating on all day long.' I spoke to Peter Fanning, 73, a pensioner bringing legal action against the UK and Scot govts over changes to the winter fuel payment: uk.news.yahoo.com/winter-fuel-pa…

Jeremy Clarkson has warned that changes to inheritance tax will spell "the end" for farmers, as he joined thousands of protesters in central London. Follow live updates here: uk.yahoo.com/news/live/farm…

*taps mic* No Prime To Die.

“IT’S DADDY JUICE!” My three-year-old at the top of his lungs in Big Tesco when he saw the beer and wine aisle.

It is the year 2037. We have all signed for Chelsea

Utter joke nonsense.