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Alaisa

@alaisaonline

Chronically online. Average Millennial. Insufferably Floridian 🐊❤️

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calendar_today18-03-2009 22:05:50

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The best way to know if something is a good idea or not is to just go ahead and start working on it. It could succeed. Or it could fail and you learn from it. Either way: you’re ahead.

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I would love a career that my kids are proud of but my dad is a professional magician so it really feels like he set the bar impossibly high 😅

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I stopped tweeting to “add value” and now just send out all the silly little thoughts that pop into my head & suddenly this platform is so much more enjoyable

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If I was a Princess and I had to do my own photoshops I’d be fuming. Like they’re spending how much on Andrew’s lawyers and I’m hunched over an overheating laptop blurring layers on Adobe Photoshop are you kidding me

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I introduced my kids to The Sound of Music yesterday and kind of forgot that it’s basically 3 hours of straight bops

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So I’ve left entrepreneurship for the “dreaded” 9-5 and I’ve never been happier 😳 Amazon gave me a lot of opportunities but I just interviewed an Olympian (and arguably the most charismatic athlete on the planet) so my normie job also has its perks 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I was here for two of my fav artists gettin at it but the Drake-Kendrick rivalry has gotten dark with these last drops SHEESH 🤧

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Rap beef took up my whole weekend and now I can’t even concentrate at work 😭 Is this how the Swifties feel when they’re expecting a new album?! It’s exhausting fr