ON THIS DAY in 2019 — Dirk Nowitzki played his last home game 😭😭😭😭 #MFFL

Twenty-one years of 41 ... then this guy shows up:

happy earth day

Broadway's coming back! Lin-Manuel Miranda and @JimmyFallon giving us the Broadway mashup we all need right now.

1️⃣0️⃣ years ago, we shocked the world. Where were you when we won the 🏆? #MFFL

My pal Alaina Thompson-NTP is so cool, people have to put on a sweater when they enter a room!

When pregnant people grow a baby they also grow a whole new *organ* (placenta) which they expel at birth, leaving an organ-wound inside. Just curious: if you dropped a kidney out of your body how many weeks minimum would you like to heal just from that physical trauma?

Have a wonderful day, Alaina Thompson-NTP! Oh and a pup too!

HEY Alaina Thompson-NTP QUICK STOP DROP AND ROLL!!! YOU'RE SUPA HOT!!

I stayed at someone’s house last week and they have a cat. And I never knew this but, when you go to sleep… cats just wander about the house catting all night? You can’t “put a cat to bed”?! The cat just… gets the house for a while?! Fucking nuts.

Hey, Alaina Thompson-NTP! You're like an angel with no wings!

🙌🏽 watch this as much as you watch the game tonight….

Sometimes I think my son is the most astonishingly brilliant, intuitive, sensitive person I have ever beheld and then we meet a female child his exact age and think “Ah yes he is a friendly monkey who lives in our house.”

Just got my son’s hospital and NICU bill. It cost him $35,341.22 to be born! Thankfully we have good insurance — we only owe $1,059.90. “Why aren’t millennials having more kids?”

Hey Alaina Thompson-NTP, I like your style!

Another reminder that young Dirk would average 30+ PPG in today's game. It's frustrating that a lot of people only remember the Dirk post 2011 #MFFL #TBT

I bet Alaina Thompson-NTP smells like warm cookies!

Hey Alaina Thompson-NTP give me back my heart! You stole it!

WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!!!!! 🏆⚾️ CONGRATS, Texas Rangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #MFFL #GoAndTakeIt