Alaina Thompson-NTP (@alainakthompson) 's Twitter Profile
Alaina Thompson-NTP

@alainakthompson

Nutritional Therapy Practitioner, πŸ₯‘πŸ³πŸ₯“

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calendar_today06-04-2009 00:37:39

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Emily Best (@emilybest) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When pregnant people grow a baby they also grow a whole new *organ* (placenta) which they expel at birth, leaving an organ-wound inside. Just curious: if you dropped a kidney out of your body how many weeks minimum would you like to heal just from that physical trauma?

Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! (@lauralexx) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I stayed at someone’s house last week and they have a cat. And I never knew this but, when you go to sleep… cats just wander about the house catting all night? You can’t β€œput a cat to bed”?! The cat just… gets the house for a while?! Fucking nuts.

Bess Kalb (@bessbell) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sometimes I think my son is the most astonishingly brilliant, intuitive, sensitive person I have ever beheld and then we meet a female child his exact age and think β€œAh yes he is a friendly monkey who lives in our house.”

David Slotnick (@david_slotnick) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just got my son’s hospital and NICU bill. It cost him $35,341.22 to be born! Thankfully we have good insurance β€” we only owe $1,059.90. β€œWhy aren’t millennials having more kids?”

Panda Hank (a broken fan) (@pandahank41) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Another reminder that young Dirk would average 30+ PPG in today's game. It's frustrating that a lot of people only remember the Dirk post 2011 #MFFL #TBT