I may cry, but 2026 is still very much my year.

my biggest turn on is knowing i turn you on so please tell me in detail what i did to you

Contract law lecturers fell hearing this😭

friend and lover in one person

A moving woman will meet her luck.

We don’t say “I’m jealous” We say “Ohhh”

Am I the only one who doesn’t notice these things? Unless your phone has a design that consciously forces me to notice it (like the ugly design of the orange iPhone 17 Pro), I really do not care otherwise. Phones usually just fade into the background for me.

Just don’t cheat. If they are not good and kind to you, you can just leave the relationship.

I find it incredibly sweet when someone fights their sleep just to talk to me for a little longer

The fact that we are all acting like Galamsey is not a crisis now saddens me #StopGalamseyNow

“Logical gender”. Lol. You’ll do jail and other men will continue.

my fav part about being a woman is the emotional support boob hold.

i really like this ngga.... and it's making me mad 😭😭

Oversleeping is one of my biggest coping mechanisms and the easiest way to tell when I’m going through something

Kidding? once I am in a relationship I respect my partner enough not to tweet a certain thing and I expect her to do same.

He has not driven that keke in months. There are people like him out there, sitting with good qualifications but no one to show them the way. Sometimes it's not because they are lazy or incapable, but because they genuinely can't see the path.

I find it interesting that you can do even the slightest thing for your parents, something that pales in comparison to everything they have done for you and they still get so excited, as though you have just given them the world.