"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night" me in the afternoon and at night:

A girl on tik tok just said "I would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect" and I think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.

Saving your wife from her 9-5 job is the ultimate flex.

"are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?" me:

All my girls be like “I’m just a girl” And be scientists, execs, provincial managers, marketing execs etc in their fields… It’s my favourite thing 😭🤣❤️

if you can’t be this clingy.. then you not the one for me

bills are about to be due again even though I just paid them all BEING ALIVE IS SO EXPENSIVE I'M TIRED

Manifesting I marry a dominant lover boy who is kind, emotionally intelligent, problem solver & weak in the knees about me.

until you date a generous man (i didn’t say rich), you’ll understand that men love to provide for their women. they don’t wait to be asked, they genuinely find joy in doing it, they take initiative, they know your favorites and will order them.

me and my type >>

when he says "how was your shift" instead of "quit your job so i can spoil you princess"

how i wanted to be / how i am now

Me and my first born when i am financially stable

dating to marry doesn’t mean I’m dating you to marry you. I’m dating you to see if i want to marry you.

Shit not gonna work if your partner not as ambitious and driven as you, people be lying to themselves (this for the overachievers)