Heavy on "I don't know what you're used to or what you think this is but i'm not one of them."

Me tryna avoid eye contact with the dude tryna holla at me

When I get to work and they want me to work

"Money won't change me" Me 30 minutes after getting rich:

that moment when you realize you could have been long dead and forgotten but you’re still alive today because of the love and mercy of God

Omo under the canopy of God o

I wonder if animals see us as giants. Except cockroaches, I’m sure those ones see us as their equal

Nobody: Me when I take food to work:

"They didn't have Fanta so I bought Bigi ora..."

you are not leaving with that guy from the club sorry, we going home

Losing my pen cap is worse than losing the whole pen.

Me looking at all the guys i used to like

UPON GETTING MARRIED, a WOMAN must live better than she lived alone. NEVER WORSE.

me when i get flashbacks from corny shit i did

Me and my sister laughing cuz our mom mispronounced a word when she was yelling at us.

Me venting to my mom: Her: They’re JEALOUS

being angry at a man because you miss him is a real thing😭