“Beyoncé fan” and it’s just Jay Z in a wig

My black mom came to my work place spoke to my manager and asked if I’m misbehaving na and if I am they should never hesitate to call her 😭😭😭

waiting for iPhone 17 launch, so that iPhone 16 price drops, so that iPhone 15 price drops so that I can buy iPhone 7

sorry i left you on read i didn’t mean to open it

Gotta go apologize to some conspiracy theorists from 2008 brb

My version of a crash out is just me tweeting a lot.

Performative intellectualism is always funny ..

Please don’t propose to me on my birthday🙏🏾 ( or any other celebration really)

Journalists involved include Njeri Mwangi, btw. Boniface Mwangi's wife.

Imagine having a present father and this is the shit he teaches you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lrt mnataka partners ama kuwa mothered lmao

Not to mention that sex and relationships are some of the most important aspects of a human being life. And this kind of sexual shame has been used to keep women silent and subservient for years.

Thisss

My Otamatsuri costume has just arrived 🤩🤩

A generation raised on “vyombo za wageni” has grown into “usichome” adults. They value a fake image more than accountability and would rather “tandika kitambaa” over uncomfortable things than confront them. Heal, beloved

Where do y'all get quality scrubs Zenye nataka naambiwa ni 3500 moja and .....

Malab🍯 Utatushow poa siku moja usijali

Dear Murkomen I have a court case from Kikopey where I rescued 3 underaged boys being sold to truck drivers by madams. The prevalence of children on truck stops being forced in prostitution is high and so are HIV rates. You're the government. Protect children.

Lec amesema lethal dose ya pombe ni around mzinga tatu (2250ml) at once😭 najua sahii Kimani ameupdate limit yake ikue 2200 ml 😭

Nasave kubuy simu mpya nafika 800 pesa inapata matumizi ya dharura,hapa sioni nikitoboa