If you see someone driving a Toyota Prius, glower at them and wag your finger, sternly.

Jagr better start passing more or he can kiss his KoHo sponsorship goodbye.

#1: If higher taxes on cigarettes are meant to decrease smoking, what are higher taxes on business supposed to do?

Congratulations to the Boston Bruins for getting to lose to Patrick Kane in the Stanely Cup

#1: If the latest A-Rod allegations are true, we'll have to stop calling them Performance Enhancing Drugs and just call them Drugs.

Sorry. Been out of Internet range for a few days. Is Piers Morgan still a monumental twat?

“@_drewwhite: .Wheeling Problems sounds about right pic.x.com/UqAFbJgS4e” Reid Mosey

“Minnesota Wild PR: Since Dany Heatley entered the #NHL in 2001-02, no one has more power-play goals - 142nd PPG tonight. #mnwild” Reid Mosey

Every year the state Minnesota doesn't get a Winter Classic the more the NHL looks like a bunch of empty suits with no soul. Joke/Travesty.

Updated Team USA Hockey cuts..

“Heater: 4 points, +3 in last 2 #mnwild games. at least 1 point in all 4 games vs. Ottawa since playing for Sens (6 points)” Reid Mosey

Awesome show last night in Minneapolis! Jerry Seinfeld

Looking forward to the show this weekend at the Lets Play Hockey Expo! Stop by our booth and see what Bandy is all about! Let's Play Hockey

The USA Bandy booth is set up at the bottom of the main stairs at the Let's Play Hockey expo! See you soon! ow.ly/i/8UiSh

Congrats to the winners of the second place trophy at today's AHA Hockey championship! @JoeyJamesCox Derek Cherne yay for matching jerseys

Had a fun time getting to play some offense yesterday! #usabandy… instagram.com/p/BeooQeLFUrHw…

#usabandy history was made today as the Men defeated Norway for the first time in 30+ years of… instagram.com/p/BeukDK5Hl9b/