my horny ass could never be a Landlord 😭

I'm the worst person to brag to, I'm genuinely not impressed by a lot of things. Next.

Where’s LTA Nadi located? Is there a Namaka Branch? Google is pretty useless rn

An old freaky bottom hitting on a younger bottom is scarier!!

the fact elaida isn’t even a dark friend, she’s just an evil cunt.

the fandom and probably user mspike (😃) today:

Happy ANZAC Day!!

so I downloaded this rubbish app after 10 or so years and this is the first message I get 😭 sir please, name tale ni sona I just want head.

dau fed up taki yau ga o boci “you only dating me for sex?” sega papa au domoni iko 😂😭🫠

Still can’t get over how grown my younger siblings are 🥺 21st bday for my brother and the cutting of hair for my lil sister for the first time 🧡🤎🖤

I knew I was a bad bitch since day one 🤭😆💅🏽

When I put "😬" I mean:

Not Sera Vananalagi 🏹 and I booking our accommodation for homecoming but haven’t bought our tickets 😂😭

Getting complimented on how good you smell is just top tier 😭 okay sir, bend me over then

happy pride

me:

That river in Egypt!!

I still get it to this day, people say I look like her and that we have the same smile 🥹🤍 miss you everyday my Mamarose 🥀