The Nokia phone was nicknamed "Aiyélóyún" (meaning: the world is pregnant), because the keypad used to swell, over time. So rugged.

So far so good, it's a Green Friday.

No Maguire, no problem. No Martinez, no problem. No Yoro, no problem. No DeLigt, no problem. Why? Because, there's Heaven. Well done #mufc. #CHEMUN

Wow! And there's a perfect pattern in those Chelsea FC's last four Premier League games... 0-1, 3-0, 0-3, 0-1. Concede 3 today, Concede 1 the next market day. #CHEMUN

In the same match, Raya escaped being punished by Haaland, but Donnarumma didn't, as Havertz capitalized on the mistake to equalize. This is one of the reasons why I hate back passes to goalkeepers. #MCIARS

One team understands how to absorb pressure when it arrives. The other team crumbles when there's so much pressure. That's the difference between Manchester City and Arsenal under Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta respectively. #MCIARS

If Premier League title run-in do not look like this, the game of football won't be enjoyed. The beauty of football is in the anxiety. #MCIARS

The referee was lenient. #MCIARS

Arsenal have consistently been on top of the Premier League table since October. This is April, and they've started looking like crumbling. I want them (Arsenal) to win the Premier League title this season, but I'm beginning to become just as nervous as their fans. #MCIARS

It's not fair, sir 😁

They should face Caicedo too. He was busy wrestling with Sesko while the ball slowly passed in front of him (Caicedo). #CHEMUN

Again, Chelsea conceded 3 against Brighton to keep the perfect pattern (0-1, 3-0, 0-3, 0-1, 3-0) in shape. Concede 3 today, concede 1 the next market day. #BHACHE

11 Apr: Arsenal could go 12 points clear on top of the Premier League table. 22 Apr: Arsenal are now 2nd on the Premier League table. This happened in just 11 days.

The beauty of diversification (in solid companies) is that at some point, while one sector paints you red, another sector paints you green. And in the end, the market rewards those who are patient.

Wow! I like that Arsenal fan's energy.

I saw how emotional you felt after the #MUNBRE match last night. Uncle Casemiro, one more year please 🙏.

Wow! What a match. So entertaining. PSG 5 - 4 Bayern Munich. A clash of two European giants with pedigree of scoring plenty goals. Second leg next week should be another joy to watch. #PSGBAY #UCLSemifinals

Yes, tonight's #PSGBAY was pure entertainment. A 9-goal thriller was a joy to watch. B54utiful.

We just watched a beautiful #PSGBAY match tonight, with both teams playing free flowing football and scoring goals. Wait for tomorrow's #ATMARS match and see one team waiting for counter-attacks, and the other team passing sideways & looking for corners kicks. #UCLSemifinals

Alhamdulillah 🙏