「 I·ᴍ Bʀɪᴛɪsʜ. 」 • New Enzo. • Familiar with verse. • TVD & TO crossovers. • Chemistry based ships. Rᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ﹖

|| tag yourself, im the toilet paper 😂 x.com/cabel/status/7…

"Oh, 𝘚𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘮. Please. . . come unannounced to my house and proceed to yell at me." Dripping with sarcasm. He loves her though.

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"Seems like I missed seductive Sunday. . ."

Almost screams, realizes its just @arrowhandler and squeezes him happily. "Clint! You almost gave me a heart attack, babe."

"Yeah! I've missed you, too." Peter reached up and ran his hands through @arrowhandler's hair, a light chuckle leaving his lips.

Hugs @SpeedForceB back tightly. "Barry!"

@SpeedForceB "I missed you too, sweetheart."

@SpeedForceB "Is that— Is that weird?" He mentally cringed at himself, frowning slightly.

@SpeedForceB "Sorry. I'm gone for a week and I forget how to act like a human." He jokes, a light chuckle escaping his lips.

@SpeedForceB "But I'm not here to talk about me. Tell me— What'd I miss?"

@SpeedForceB "Understandable. I was only gone for a week, after all."

@SpeedForceB "Well, I got kidnapped by this alien thing that disguised itself as a /very/ attractive person. . . my dick is a dick."

|| Hello, yes. I am alive. I've had no wifi for like 2 weeks so :-(

. . . Is that @lefthometohunt? HOLY SHIT IT IS. "JOANNA."

JUST KINDA PICKS @lefthometohunt UP IN A TIGHT HUG.

LOTS OF SQUEALING. KISSES @lefthometohunt'S FOREHEAD. "Holy shit, I missed you, babe!"