After the age of 25 you’re not single anymore, you’re unmarried

seeing people you usually see at the gym, outside of the gym is so weird like what do you mean you have a life

why is it the stinkiest mf at the gym had to use the treadmill next to me😭😭😭

i like cars that make loud vroom vroom noises

me: started taking creatine and eating more protein* my ass: 💨💨💩💨💩💩

about 60 💀

the roads better clear up by tomorrow. i’m fr rotting at home i can’t do this anymore

why does everyone in dubai sound the same

I hate when a fat person says it’s not cold like yeah you got extra layers on

i need the confidence of people who shamelessly watch reels on high volume in public toilets

i stopped consuming caffeine for a week. here’s what happened: Depressed and tired 😎

What’s a speed limit? i’m just a boy 🎀

why is everyone a madrid fan 🤢🤢🤢🤢

man arab parents are weird, they got mad cause i ate 8 eggs

my parents always told me to eat my food so i get big and strong me: 🫄🏻

I have never seen a chinese food commercial

gym work food sleep repeat

I want an m5 competition 🥲

i want 2