Once a #Tweep, always a #Tweep . To the folks impacted today in the #TwitterLayoffs, please hit me up if I can be helpful to you... or if you wanna reminisce...or just vent. #LoveWhereYouWorked 💙

If you don’t know all the lyrics to “Long Live” or “Treacherous” or at the very least the name of Taylor Swift’s childhood BFF… you 👏🏻 don’t 👏🏻 deserve 👏🏻 your 👏🏻presale 👏🏻ticket. There I said it. #Ticketmaster #TSTheErasTour #Swifties

So we fired him, he stole a ton of sensitive shit on the way out of the office, we caught him… and now he’s re-applying for the job?

*deep sigh of relief*

Posting this for all my RMJ fans who got jipped by @boweryelectric. Was a truly amazing first show! Will be really fun to brag about this in 10 years when she’s a superstar selling out MSG

Channeling #genz and sing-screaming RMJ’s “strangers to lovers to enemies” is my ideal Monday night

Absolutely gutted to hear about the passing of Twitch. I didn’t know him well. Only worked with him briefly on SYTYCD almost a decade ago. However I vividly remember him being the kindest person I ever worked with in the biz. RIP Twitch💔

What’s inside the balloon? Wrong answers only. I’ll go first - all the missing glitter. #glittershortage #ChineseSpyBalloon

Late to the #Grammys2023 is such a vibe only BEYONCÉ could get away with

Hey tweeps, know any great video game consultants? DM's super appreciated 🙏

Interested in marketplaces and/or healthcare startups? Check out this amazing article from my equally amazing friend Daisy Wolf

There he is. That's dad.

Okay hear me out…bring back my sweet sixteen but do it with the original cast and call it my thrilling thirtieth

So you’re telling me that even Google can’t handle #swiftie traffic?! #1989TaylorsVersion

These are the moments I really miss old Twitter #earthquake #earthquakenyc

whoever wrote this isn’t getting tenured at the tortured poets department

Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes look like extras in CLUELESS (1995) that Cher would dissuade Tai from hanging out with

If you’re smart enough to understand this you should probably hangout with Adriel Saporta