Deputy director Stark-Jones has to be an expert in SOME kind of defense if she's the deputy director of the earth defense task force. I also am reading up on the rather impressive pokedex Blue has written up about aliens.

Stop that, I'm going to throw up

I thought it was appropriate. Especially that book on the... kzinti? They feel very pokemon Sun for some reason.

Am I lying though?

Defense rests.

Doctor Moore suggested it as part of my anger management. It's good. You battle. You collect. You make snobby little kids that are your rival cry. Also, I don't know if you know this, but there's a Pokemon that's just a horrifying monster in a Pikachu disguise and I love him.

No, I still have the time travel one before I get there.

I hate Arceus. Why the fuck you think I wanna go back to medieval times you fucked up horse ass bitch

. . . Thaumatic deterioration of magical source?

Is that cat for "the math checks out?"

. . . Try disconnecting from Arachne and connecting to Attina?

See? I read.

Look, she's a snarky destruction cat goddess who takes the time to explain things in really easy terms without being condescending. She used to teach school children. . . . She's like one of four people I actually like.

Shut up.

Some vigilante named Harley Quinn and the seawitch Thor

We go bar hopping and compete together in team competitive eating challenges. We are undefeated in 9 states.