when you get older your brain changes where you can just wander around Lowe's and dream

As a man you shouldnt say youre doing yoga you should say I'm gonna get on The Floor

because twitter isnt fun to make jokes on anymore I'm dedicating this page to posting cheugy elder millennial women with brunette curly hair that I know I can fix

"I just feel like you don't respect me. That I'm not capable enough to make sense of the world around me" The BK King: omg why do you think that? Me: Well you said "At BK, have it your way" which I love. But then you added "You rule" as if you think I'm like this pitiful creature

"hey ho the mistletoe" kind of a phoned in line fr

Carol of the Bells is so scary i have to hide in the next room when my kitchen radio plays it

up skibbity creek without a toilet

what kind of music is singer songwriter? is that like when a theater kid pivots to music?

cant stop thinking about Nancy Kissinger

what the fridge

Listern here boy i said i said son! turn that MGMT UP!!!

been slowly realizing how depraved the word cookies is. It's like the word "movies" like America's version of when British people go trolly wolly or something

at the club shouting about how i fucking love Reels

Kroger Wrapped

y'all mind if my boy Cockring comes over?

mama's little baby loves shortnin shortnin mama's little baby loves shortnin bread mama's little baby loves shortnin shortnin mama's little baby loves shortnin bread mama's little baby loves shortnin shortnin mama's little baby loves shortnin bread mama's little baby loves shortn

never thought id see my brothers in cig kappa bi ever again. we're worshipping Moloch rn.