The Diamondbacks are introducing nachos in a 128-OUNCE size.

* AFL Melbourne Cricket Ground Maybe you could develop these food items for each team for Round Zero next year. 😯 That #MarlinsMachete might go down well in Melbourne. 🙄 Of course the round would need to be a fund raiser for #DiabetesAustralia 🤔Nah, the Four'n'twenty pies & hot chips will do.

WANT! 😮🤤🍨🚽🧻 Does the toilet roll replace a napkin? Looks like the #MVP of the new season snacks around the grounds. 🤔😉 #MLB Seattle Mariners

The sound of home (if you live on east coast of Australia) Does not include a kookaburra but I hope the lyrebird’s impression does the trick!

I want one 🤣😂🤣

Back in the Top 10 📈 @ Australian Media, you seeing this 👀

Regarding recent press coverage

Apparently #KitKat still have plenty of stock after the #HeistoftheCentury Official announcement says one truckload won't affect stock availablity. 🥹 Maybe they'll make another #F1 car so they can have a race. 🍫🏎️

Well done! 👏 Just in time for #schoolholidays. Perhaps some families who don't have plans can head up that way for a holiday now the #DeziFreeman threat is over. Even extra day trips will help local businesses that have suffered.

Latest news on X: Sunday: Darcy Moore out with a hammy for 4 weeks. 😟 #GoPies #KitKats stolen and people declaring international shortage. 😳 Monday: Just one truckload of #KitKats and plenty of international supply. 😯😅 Victoria Police end the #DesiFreeman manhunt. 🤗

Rick Astley & the Foo Fighters perform "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the style of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", after Dave Grohl spotted Rick on the side of the stage and just pulled him up to do the song

Australians explaning they're in Oceania for basketball, Asia for football and Europe for Eurovision

3rd of April... Timeline smattered with formal apologies from corporate and pro-sport organisations. When #AprilFoolsDay goes bad. 😳🫣

Why is there no bridge in New Zealand between the two islands? [🎞️ sumitandkajal]

Amazing find.

Five down...

Puns for Educated Minds 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he

The difference between drinking coffee and tea 😂😂

Ice doesn't cool your water; the water heats up your ice. Energy always transfers from the hotter object to the colder object.