This girl may as well just get “quirky” tattooed on her forehead. She’s even doing the “laugh at your own comment because you’re so wacky” deal #TheVoice

People like this should not be encouraged. #TheVoice

Being “unique” is not necessarily synonymous with being talented. I could go on stage with an upside down dustbin on my head and shriek my way through a song, but it doesn’t mean I should. #TheVoice

He’s got a nice voice, but I think he’s lucky to have got a turn. Very understated, and I was just waiting for it to go somewhere. To be fair to him he is aware of the risk. I’d like to see more of him, so happy he got a turn. #TheVoice

I like Bianca’s voice. #TheVoice

What a response. Brilliant from Collymore here.

These are definitely people you don’t want to sit near in a restaurant. #thevoice

They’re quite good. Probably deserved a turn. #thevoice

Credit to him for doing something a bit different. I don’t like it, but it’s at least interesting. #thevoice

I’m already bored of this gimmick. #thevoice

“Yeah that was great” says Tom in the exact tone of voice of a parent not really paying attention. #thevoice

The winner of #thevoice gets a holiday as well as the record contract. Fair enough, nobody’s going to buy the record so really the holiday is the real prize.

Got to respect a guy who starts his VT in an anime villain pose. #thevoice

I know I’m having a proper moan too, because the singers are a bit naff tonight, but the actual racists on this hashtag can get in the sea. #thevoice

I wanted her to be good, but she’s just shouty. Not sure the performance deserved a turn. #thevoice

Exactly a year to the day since my last tweet (unintentional, but that’s fun). I’m moving elsewhere. Here: bsky.app/profile/ajpxiv… I might not post there, but I definitely won’t here.