I’m going to steal the President of Venezuela.

I made an oil painting of Skyrim

These two won in life

We might be so back

No. Most of us were at work, not far from home harassing federal agents.

My immune system, when I increase its defence budget (I just ate a 1000mg vitamin C tablet)

They didn't bring weapons to a protest. They stood outside their house as rioters invaded their neighborhood. It's crazy how these people lie so casually.

America doesn’t need a civil war. It needs a revolutionary one.

Never forget this.

WHAM Lmao dudes send women over 2k on their birthday?? I'm gonna go hug my wife and tell her she's the goat

I just want my current salary and a 2002 economy. is that too much to ask?

Imagine being an anime fan and not experiencing this Masterpiece

「福島はお前らのミスじゃない。福島はお前らに起こったことだ。そしてお前らの男たちがそれを止めた。 福島は国家の恥じゃない。 お前らの最高の瞬間の一つだ。」 ありがたいじゃないか。 こんな風に言ってくれる人が居たなんて。

Japanese bros, did I do it right?

It's a dream come true that I get to announce I'm producing a Bloodborne R-Rated Animated Movie with Sony. I can't say much else about it yet but I will pour everything I have into this!

Imagine being a single father struggling with crippling debt and deciding to leave your children on this earth ALONE. The absolute selfishness.