Told Jessica I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day.

NOOOOOOO

I bet you MFs didn’t know about my Side Hustle 💥💥💥

YO 😩 not my mom straight roastin me at shows, stay humbled💀

Cody Rhodes theme lyrics are like I’m here to wrestle! The crowd is excited! Hope they enjoy the match I’m going to have. WOAAAAAHHHH OHHHH

Don't Heckle Me, I'll Cum

As it should be!

Shane McMahon lasts longer than I do. #WrestleMania

The accuracy. #WWERAW #RawAfterMania #WorstRawEver #WorstRawAfterMania

Personally, I think every pro-wrestling show should have Elton John as it's theme song. #AEWCollision

My pornstar name is Gradey Dick

The neckbeards are very upset with my tweets tonight. Turns out fans with 27 followers, who’s Twitter handle has “elite” in it, don’t handle criticism or common sense too well. You guys should learn to no-sell my tweets. Pretend you’re really in the elite, pal. 😂

Thanks for everyone who asked to take pictures of the 🍑! #cosplayisnotconsent #evo2023 #StreetFighter6 #cammy

The Rated R Superstar Adam Copeland has arrived in #AEW! Order #AEWWrestleDream right now! 🇺🇸 aewevents.com/wrestle-dream 🔗 allelitewrestling.com/watchwrestledr… Yeti Imp

What a partnership! Order #AEWWrestleDream right now! 🇺🇸 aewevents.com/wrestle-dream 🔗 allelitewrestling.com/watchwrestledr… Yeti Imp | Sting | DARBY ALLIN

Ryback is finally retiring #SURVIVORSERIES

CM PUNK CALLS RYBACK :

Vince McMahon smoking crack with Slimer is my favorite thing in the whole world right now.

Compliments to the Chef 👏 👏 #WWENXT