“I once kicked off a whole series of race riots across Britain because I get my information from Andrew Tate and Russian state media”

Enjoy!

Calm down

🎶I went to Greggs and the day turned nasty, Five years in prison for a cornish pasty, That's cos I. Nicked a pie. Hurling bricks with all my chums, I took one on the head and in the plums, Thats why I. Am inside. And we said We want to live like Gammon People.....🎶

Jamie Vardy is well and truly back in the Premier League 😅

Ticketmaster: “Make sure you’re signed in!” “Make sure you have your phone nearby!” “Make sure you have updated your payment details!” Also Ticketmaster:

if Ticketmaster ran a Domino’s

Fucking disgusting. Both are YOUR platforms. You have full control of ALL of the user and tranaction data. How is this acceptable? ticketmasteruk viagogo. Oasis please partner with ANYONE else.

I'll translate. "Though we're a UK based band, proud of being British and taking every fucking chance we get to exploit that fact... we're keeping the money. Sorry?"

Liz Truss has said she would have done better than Rishi Sunak at the general election, winning more votes and more seats, all while remote working from her new home on the moon

It was exactly like leaving the LAPD

Elon Musk paid $ 44 billion for Twitter. He sacked 70% of its staff. Today X is valued at around $10 billion. Just remember that when you cheer Trump appointing him to review Government "efficiency".

BREAKING: Michael van Gerwen has just told Luke Littler "to go and MARRY double 10 then, if you love it so much" More to follow.

If Trump is going to adopt English as the official language of America then he should be paying royalties to England. Obviously we'll let Canada use it for free because a) they're nice and b) half of them prefer French anyway.

I still hate elon with a passion of a thousand suns, but this break up is fucking amazing.

Watching Trump and Elon fight:

Elon musk right now

Ready to get to work 👊