a few of my favorite memories

twitter is temporary gators are forever

I got into a screaming match with a jerk oncologist who sold out by working for insurance companies to deny claims today. My whole office stopped and stared. But then they clapped after they realized why I was yelling. Premera Blue Cross is denying my patient’s Keytruda for her #TNBC

I have to live everyday with the fact that Alex refuses to put his phone and Twitter on dark mode.

I used to be vaccine hesitant. Had my kids on a modified schedule and felt I was VERY educated. Here are posts I made in 2010 about visiting public health with Charlie, 2 months at the time. By this point though, some critical thinking had started to sink in. Let me explain.

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

fuck, marry, kill: ativan, ketamine, zyprexa

Yes.

When Amara Strande was just 16, a 15-pound tumor was found embedded in her liver. Nearly the size of a volleyball. She was one of many students at Tartan High School in Oakdale who got cancer. Students joked about the water fountains, saying, “Don’t drink the 3M cancer water.” 🧵

A message from a hospital pastor: May I humbly request not to call #DamarHamlin’s recovery a "miracle”? It wasn't a miracle. He had a sudden cardiac arrest with a shockable rhythm, received enough oxygen to his brain to preserve it through CPR, and was shocked back into rhythm.

We need to bust the myth that one needs a “certification” to administer effective CPR 🙌🏻 and use an AED⚡️ Hands Only CPR done my 15 year old for 8 minutes saved my my life and my brain 🧠. He learned it in a 20 minute 7th gd health class, 3 years prior.

the human is using a lint roller. directly on my body. they call this. going straight to the source

Tweets that aged well 🫠🙃 NOT

Have you ever placed the crash cart right outside a patient’s room to ‘ward off the evil spirits’? Tell the truth.

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S. What’s the diagnosis?

Here’s a video I made breaking down this very important #ECG case of a young woman who presented to the ER with “heartburn” #FOAMed

its called fashion sweetie

The taste of sweet sweet victory 🤩. Better luck next time Jake Porter

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