YOU MUST MEET MY WIFE

We're considering adopting a second dog who is already named Lucy but that would require we rename our first dog Jessie

This is about what it was like when I canvassed for Pete in 2020

These are definitely bootleg but I want them all

the only film criticism I return to time and again

In my day we had only TWO types of Reese's peanut butter cups: small and medium. It was a simpler time!

Mia will be the Equity deputy.

Every night before bedtime I like to do a little light reading of Reddit threads about the Debra Messing/Megan Mullally feud

Perpetual anticipation

Your replies if Mrs. Mooney was up in them ░P░U░S░S░I░E░S░ ░I░N░ ░P░I░E░S░

I almost got raptured today but I said no I haven't seen Merrily yet

Me and who

So glad we installed these new skylights!

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Turn around bright eyes

About to fly my lear jet up to Nova Scotia

Forever's gonna start tonight

Me arriving at the orgy