(403): I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.

@LC_Colway

@Christensen04 kygo👌🏻

How was your super bowl?🎣 @ Elysian, Minnesota instagram.com/p/BBiOaC5vjdx/

@rachel99phinney thanks rach, you the best🤓

Dont even check your snap stories unless you wanna watch a concert 650 thousand times

Found out my lunch pin doesn't open the garage door

Who has played the most games at The Bank? The Vikings? Nope, it's our Scarlets. 5th game here tonight, Vikes will play their 5th tomorrow.

Even after seeing him play for the first time since August 2015, Tiger haters are still gonna say it’s fake.

RIP to all the golf balls I lost this year. Gone but never forgotten.

Kids in the backseat may cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat may cause kids. No backseat, no kids. Drive a truck. Merica.

Happy birthday Mr. Stud😍😍💦💦

Thank you to the Salzer family in Champlin, MN for the best tater tot hot dish in town. You made me feel so welcome.