First Beach Topless, Galveston Tx early 1920’s

All my friends are married and having kids, getting lonely out here in the streets

Strip clubs are just human petting zoos

If ever time you finished sex a song played, what song would you pick?

*Visits hometown* Family: “Let’s go out to eat” The restaurant’s in my hometown -

Most diseases sound like Harry Potty Spells… *British Accent* “Gonorreah Leviosa”

Never start thinking “it couldn’t happen to me”, because it damn sure can.

You can lie to the world, but you can’t lie to yourself.

You can replace items, you can earn more money, but you can’t get back time wasted.

I’ll be the weird guy that goes alone to the Christmas tree farm and picks out a tree this year 💀

If you manage to find a loyal woman, hang on for dear life. Those are rare nowadays.

Honestly, I deserve all the “I told you so’s” I’ve gotten. Y’all were right. 🫡

Gotta get out of this damn town 🏃💨

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice shame on me.

This is how loyal I am 🫡

Get to know me, then you’re allowed to dislike me. Ya goof.

In East Texas the wedding koozies last longer than the marriages

I’ll die alone before I settle for less than I deserve ☝🏻