Mom: It’s not like your friends force you to drink My friends:

You be getting your life together then somebody invites you to their birthday dinner.

Oh my god..

today is 7/11 day so drink 7 beatboxes and 11 buzzballs!!!!!!!

Me + You + Shrek movies + Wingstop. Think about it

If you say my name 3 times in the mirror I’ll show up and drink with you

Why are the mosquitos grubbing this year??

Cinema snacks in China

hoping edm twitter can help here. there was a guy day 3 of bass canyon i danced with a bit for X’s set. His group had a pink “molly here” totem and he had a double eyebrow piercing and complimented me on my piercings. i’m really bad at flirting but thought he was cute pls help 🥺

I’ve been to so many, I had to make a spreadsheet… docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

I hate that I recognized the taco truck behind them 😭😂 go off girl

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Cheat codes I wish I knew at 22:

Damn the scalping is real