I tried to picture Iris' breasts swinging down there like that. And then I decided not to.

'Porno mag? Where?!' 'Hey! Did you just shoot at me?!'

I burn erotic books with my flames of red-hot anger.

Amazing suction! Bravo! Marvelous!

Huh? Where'd the porn go?

'Did you witness my superior driving technique?' 'Yeah, I saw you get in an accident.' 'No! I only pressed the wrong pedal!' 'That's what you call an accident!'

'Well, pandas and horses are pretty similar.' 'They are completely different! Are you blind?' 'Yeah, well... They both have five letters!'

'I'm going to expose your browser history.' 'What?' 'Seven Ways To Take Home A Cabaret Girl... 3 Minutes With A Married Woman...' 'Stop! Stop! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!'

Huh, they're all homoerotic BL manga and gay romance novels. Interesting, Pewter, interesting...

Those are some nice hip bones.

Shut up, I'm not short. The Earth is just big.

'She's hard.' 'Yeah, me too.'

You think it's true that a tanuki's ballsack can stretch up to 10 square feet?

Stupid...boney man! Your mother is a stupid boney girl! Boney, boney, boney!

I really like chairs. They look delicious.