A prophet once told me that there will be a alternate universe version of me where I'm one of those no-homo-bro guys. The MC..U, apparently?

When in doubt; distressed frog meme.

||; when a male comic book character is prettier than you.

|| I've decided I will be RPing Wanda as MCU. Other than the one RP with Billy K a p l a n ., that will be 616 Wanda.

||; Did I just use the words "fanboy heart" in a reply.

Career goal: village witch tbh

Tommy has the Pokemon theme song as his ringtone, pass it on.

YOU'RE BAD AT COVER UPS, KETCHUM. x.com/DruxyRunner/st…

I make more Game of Thrones references than I do money.

google.com effective spells on making your family members shut up

❝Lɪғᴇ ᴅʀᴀɢs ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇᴅ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ.❞ ● New Marvel OC ● Triggering ● RTs and follows will be appreciated~. pic.x.com/ddawpp8TOC

❝Anecdotes of one's ipesity; a 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓰𝒆𝓭𝔂.❞ 「Background story.」 Read: tl.gd/n_1smimv0

mOM.

When someone else from your group kisses your boyfriend.

What the actual fuck