Amen! Varför snöar de för???

"Det kan komma att bli ett nationellt isdygn, vilket betyder att hela landet har minusgrader. Det har inte hänt sedan januari 2024." Är det bara jag som tycker att det inte var så längesen?

Just a thing that pulls my chain is that the "Skjutas" in the birthday song isn't "shot" it's "pushed"! It makes no sens to be shot on a wheelbarrow now does it? I get that it funnier, but it's still wrong!

"For some reason Netflix is removing masterpiece show from it's platform." For some reason you say like everyone didn't already know that the leasing deal ran out. It wasn't their show to begin with.

Every now and then I know you'll never be the girl you always wanted to be. But every now and then I know you always be the only girl who wanted me the way that I am!!! Every now and then I know there is nothing in the verse as magical and wondrous as you!

Mom watching the 50 k "There are three reds at the front." Dad in jest "Those damn Communists!" Mom "What? Ah! No.. Norwegians!" Dad still in jest "Even worse!"

Who brought this child? You did? Why are you all the way over there??? A caretaker should be either here.. *Pont to the right of the child* ..Or here! *Point to the left of the child.* Why the fuck are you all the way back THERE???

The Vanir felt deceived, Hänir was a fool! Without Mímir at his side, Hänir could not rule! In a fit of violent rage, Mímir's blood was shed! And to Odin's court they sent Mímir's severed head!

Det är lika bra att sluta drömma. Det går åt helvete i alla fall. För om man drömmer om Paris, hamnar man på något vis lik förbannat i Hudiksvall.

I was gonna thank everyone that congratulated me on my birthday yesterday, but nobody did so I wont. Bye!

An supender. Säkerhets orde er Bananer!

I'm at "Once"! This will be fun!

Himlen är blå, solen är gul och Sverige ska till fotbolls VM!

Looking at the NASA broadcast. "Oooh, Moon BIG!"

Fuck, it's Tuesday today!

It's not that he's lying, everyone lie. It's that people still "believe" him after his lies are proven to be lies!

Harriet: "Harriet Jones, former PM." Dalek: "Yes, we know who you are.."

Clair "There is a partially bad haunting in St James palace." Me "Anne?" Meaning Boleyn who lived in the castle when she was queen. Clair "It started a early morning in 1810.." Me "So... NOT Anne.."

A friend of mine made a version of "not my circus, not my monkeys" it goes "Not my circus, but I do know the clown.."