Oil shortage is one thing. But the world definitely can’t handle a shortage of KitKats rn. These are dark times.

A guy just came in w/ a suit to get pizza & before he left he said, "I'm getting married in 20 minutes. She said she was hungry."😩😭 my heart.

Either you want me to attend meetings or get my actual work done. I can't do both.

Can anyone suggest a recipe making use of 413,793 Kit Kats. Asking for a friend

She has no idea what April is about to do for her. Doors. Alignment. Unexpected favor. She is you. I’m talking to you.

It rained from last night to this morning, and it’s still drizzling. LOVE IT!

"Imagine your sister" No.... Develop empathy without imagining her to be your sister or mom.... Develop basic humanity.....

I just remembered how The Kite Runner had me wailing. Like heaving, heavy coughing and all.

and for the lady, perhaps a remote job that pays in dollars, pounds or euros.

Hear me out, Martin Scorsese as Carl in the live action of Up. 🤲🏻

My ideal working hours is 10-2pm

gel?... gel? our options are patches, shots, implants and pills & these weaklings get gel?!?!?

Every time I open my fridge, I find something new. Yesterday it was moi moi. Today, it’s bottles of water, juice and a cocktail I didn’t know I had. My box of treasures fr.

March 2026

You see this particular post?? You must not understand, just reshare pls so it will get to the people who need it. You will be unconsciously saving a woman.

Bonjour

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

Y’all be miserable at work because you allow leadership to bully you, but you don’t bully them back. BULLY THEM! 😂 Management hates to see me coming.

Airtel has been so horrible today 🥲