I had 2 cocktails last night and want to die, then I think about college where we'd pre-game with a power hour. I think a power hour now would send me into a coma.

my toddler went too hard today and passed out at 5pm, I couldn't get her back up and finally just put her to bed, anyway, see you all at 3:45am

watched Chasing Amy last night and they just don't make movies like they used too (boomer coded)

my toddler asked who my best friend was and then enthusiastically said "pick me, pick me!" being a mom is the worst but alsoooooo, it's the best?

BREAKING: Lifesaving medication for postpartum hemorrhaging is being pulled off emergency carts because of new Louisiana law reclassifying misoprostol as a controlled dangerous substance. My first Pulitzer Center StoryReach article for Louisiana Illuminator lailluminator.com/2024/09/03/lou…

I'm looking for a US-based graphic designer for small, female-lead, fashion label in LA. Could turn into a monthly retainer. Leave your book in the comments. Thanks!

I reached 1,000 subscribers for my #thisweekssaves newsletter today, pretty sweet stuff

me when i start talking about how brand guidelines aren't real and all brands need to do is make cool shit that resonates

it's a race to the bottom, folks

I love buying reformation dresses on sale when I rarely get out of sweatpants these days. that's called being an optimist.

it's so insane we have to live like this

I want to write a book about building portfolios, I want to write a TV series about advertising, I want to build a resource for working moms in advertising, and yet.... here I am writing :15s

this is rage bait, right? SF tier 2???? AUSTIN ABOVE BOSTON???? Austin doesn't even have sidewalks???

this interview made my eyes well up with tears. to lose a life-changing educator, one who believed in you, on top of everything else

"mommy can we make eggs, mommy can we make eggs, mommy can we make eggs, mommy can we make eggs, mommy can we make eggs, mommy can we make eggs, mommy can we make eggs." "sure, here you go" "I don't like eggs anymore"

A statement like this shouldn’t just disqualify you from holding office, it should disqualify you from being on this planet. Stuff this dumb evil motherfucker in our most powerful cannon and blast him out of here I’m so serious. Fucking depraved soulless ghoul

I think im going to become obsessed with sofia coppola, I just binged interviews of hers