Think of the baddest b you know, I bet she was born in September x

me buying something from M&S

When they order a Chinese at Hogwarts

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

. Liz Truss omg just heard there’s a leadership election nxt week????? u shud run babe youd be perfect!!! 💝💫💥

Liz Truss lasted 45 days as PM Anne Widdicombe lasted 86 days on #Strictly Chilling.

The British public voting for Matt Hancock to do every Bushtucker Trial x

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

Things to achieve in 2023

Me when Sarah Lancashire breathes #HappyValley

🚨 Matty Healey’s mother joined the band on stage at tonight’s The 1975 gig:

me auditioning to be a door in monsters inc.