Lol the one I did last week involved a vacation and a house remodeling, the rejection nearly sent me to asylum😃

yes i did buy more books and no, i didn’t finish the ones i already have so mind your business!!

No dey kiss children. No dey compliment adults unnecessarily. No dey overtalk. Respect people’s privacy. Hold your hands to yourself. Guard your mouth always. Wahala will work extremely hard before it locates you.

na so, one year into the relationship they’ll remind you that it was you that begged them to date you. Don’t ever try this pls 🤣

a lot of people think this is unnecessary but i think jane austen projects SHOULD be remade every 10-20 years to remind people that she was the blueprint for the modern romance novel

Matsalar idan nayi posting abinda ke raina DSS zasu iya min dirar mikiya🥹😭💔 Amma Allah kana gani,Allah ka kawo mana karshen rashin tsaron nan🙏🥹😭💔

nobody is taking Pride & Prejudice (2005) away from you (it's in my letterboxd top 4, it's very dear to me), take a big breath and give a different adaptation a chance. You're allowed to hate it after you've watched it

Omg I hate when I get overstimulated then start being mean to everybody and then I feel bad after 😭

Why is it taking him so long? 🤣

It’s important to take correction when corrected. Especially where the deen is concerned. Allah ya sa mu gyara

70 naira, when it was madly expensive it was 120 and it stayed at that for a while before skyrocketing

How can you be comfortable talking about Allah’s prophet in such a distasteful way all in the name of a joke????

Ya Allah grant ease to anyone going through hardship, May He replace their pain with relief and their tears with comfort.

Someone pleaseeeee tell me how you get over someone you thought you’d spend the rest of your life with?

if you have nothing for Iftar today, kindly send a dm with your account details. genuine need, for Allah's sake. don't let people in true need miss out. seven persons. sponsored by good folks here. please include them in your du'ā.

And there’s no Shaytan for you to blame 🤣

I’m not still not over the Duke’s departure 😭

Two mosques shot in the United States in one night during Ramadan. In the U.K. a white nationalist barged into a mosque with an axe in attempt to behead the imam. Of course, no mainstream or western media outlets are covering these stories. No public outrage.

I beg all your pardons????