The song “Rockstar” by Nickleback is my guilty pleasure

Cheesiest...

Tire Flip relay for time... Denver Broncos HS Linemen Challenge

Every man, woman, child, dog, and tree should be able to bench 2 plates at least once

Alexa order more fig newtons

A special Thank You goes out to Pueblo Fire for saving our very own Coach Gonzales from the Burger King bathroom this morning! Glad to have him on the sideline tonight.

Global warming is revenge on the icebergs for the titanic

I named my new truck Dixie damelio so very time I drive I’m inside Dixie damelio #TheComeUp dixie

I fucking hate Pete Davidson

One time I put my asparagus in my pocket so I didn’t have to eat it, I was 15 at the time

I want the bills to win so I can watch more videos of people getting thrown through tables

This is my son. I him after the college my great grandfather attended. I’d like you all to meet CSU Pueblo

Me: Hey Mom I forgot something can we go back Mom: what did you leave on the field this time son? Me: my heart and soul

It’s going to take more than gravity to kill the Logang x.com/loganpaul/stat…

I don’t want a fancy funeral. Just play “Transformers: The Last Knight” and my true friends will find their way.

I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.

Man that Isaac guy is lookin real athletic in the background x.com/dccthunderfb/s…

Lee Harvey Oswald hard scopes

Yo @SterlingWat_2 u look cool today