Hi everyone! After nine months, I have decided to bring this account back :) feel free to unfollow if you forgot it existed lol (will also prob change my username soon)

Listening to my bipolar roommate discuss his crush (our female boss who is ten years older than us) is far romantic than any Jane Austen novel

Maine is Wakanda for people who received a liberal arts eduction

Found out that Shel Silverstein was an absolute dog. Rethinking a lot of my life now.

Starting a new burner twitter is like a game of sims where you get to pick if you want to be a boy or a girl this time

Being a beginner surfer in a surf town is truly the most humbling experience because why is the ocean is committing battery and assault to me but a seven year old is doing trick shots on the same wave

Real text I received tonight

When you click on a profile, they need a section to see the shared accounts you both have blocked

Still think about how I posted face on my old account and all the groypers commented Jew (my bio said Jew and my username was in Hebrew)

Nobody: The worst person you know:

Microplastics don’t count on Pesach.