Liz Truss has asked me why I’m more popular than she is. I pointed out that wasps are more popular than she is.

About 10 bands I wanna see on their tours next year but why the fuck ARE all the tickets £80 or £115??? Like that’s not okay. plus getting there, accommodation, food, drink and then band merch is so expensive NO NO I WILL NOT PAY 60£ for a FRUIT OF THE LOOM T-SHIRT UUGHHHHGHHHH

Okay my new favourite thing is buying Em Christmas presents even tho I’m stressing about what to get her

Can’t wait to see Lewis Capaldi💃🕺Airlie Delyse

I have never done that many steps in one day ever. I can’t walk. My feet are somewhere in the forest.

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm and I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed any time I wanted... turns out that's 9 pm.

OMG this is quite the thread ..why Stockholm syndrome isn’t quite what we thought …

Just been told the pharmacist was on a “fag break” so I would have to wait 20 minutes…. Okay cool but no.

Went back to St Marys on Wednesday and watched Julius Caesar (dir. @RickyJDukes ) and A Monster calls (dir. James Haddrell ) Loud, moving, beautifully messy and I have to say Julius Caesar was very cathartic - think that says a lot about me…🤨 @Drama_StMarys

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This ecocide as a continuation of Russias unprovoked full-scale invasion of Ukraine is yet another atrocity which leaves the world lost for words. Our eyes are once again on Russia who must be held accountable for their crimes.

If another customers comes in and asks why we don’t take cash and then is really rude to me I will punch them. Like it wasn’t my decision and it’s above my pay grade.

oh my god same. hoping for a Sainsbury’s local 🤞🏽

Mounted officer Sophie 👮‍♀️ and PH Luna🐴 got to meet DON BROCO earlier 😃🤘(both are big fans so they were delighted to briefly meet the band!) We hope you all enjoyed their set earlier! 🎸 #LookOutForEachOther #ReadingFestival

£183.60 for Spotlight are you having a lafff. Or pay monthly but they get an extra £15 off you taking it to almost £200?! It really is cheaper to be richer man And we get so little from spotlight in return. I've had no work this year, and none lined up for next