The Chase is an incredible watch because they put so much effort in and yet the stakes are so low

wording really threw me with this question on The Chase tonight: ‘intermittent’ is a setting on what kind of device?

guy next to me at the gym sounds like he’s really going through something

bespoke

if I’m your colleague and we only have one inside joke, rest assured it will be doing some heavy lifting in your leaving card

if you back into an angle park just know i don’t respect you

Anyone wanna read my screenplay???

Listening to these voice notes made me lose the will to live

currently in a meeting with someone who pronounces column like volume

absolutely devastated. went on a work trip and forgot to pack my emotional support lip balm

suddenly realised that my whole life I have been reading the word gargantuan as garangutan 🦧

being cancelled is just time out for adults

having a voice for karaoke is like having a face for radio