"Scholzing" is when you refuse to throw a drowning person a life saving buoy because you're worried they won't know how to use it.

Greetings from snowy Boston, Massachusetts. C’mon Bolton! Des and Mark reckon 2-1 Wanderers #wandererslive Bolton FM Sport

I had to check that this wasn’t a parody account.

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I wrote a thing about being with a car on the train to Florida and my fam. #travel #travelwriting #travelmemoir link.medium.com/E4bsRWKpPxb

In the not too distant future, our kids will explain to their kids that they had to change their clocks twice a year for a reason few seemed to understand. “Something about farmers,” they’ll say, “and that they didn’t have alarm clocks, whatever the hell alarm clocks were…”

That noise! 🔊💯 Enjoy your celebrations, Bolton Wanderers! 👊 #EFL | #PapaJohnsTrophy

Thirty minutes ago marked the end of an era for #bwfc. Not embarrassed to say I had a bit of a skrike when the whistle went - not because we won, but because finally, we can put that last four years to bed.

Even at 3-0 I was nervous. #bwfc

I tried to put into words what winning a trophy at Wembley meant to me. This is our club, forever and always. #BWFC 👉 trottersblog.co.uk/posts/reminisc…

If you're Ukrainian - check your battle buddies - we have a terrible legacy in the United States 22 a day 22 is too many It is not weakness to admit the explosions don't stop in your head It is not weakness to admit the violence of battle plays over and over It's courageous

Ukraine update🧵 May 20th It's been a while since I made an update, but I think it's time to have a look at what has happened the last 2 months. It would be helpful if you like and retweet this tweet.

Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 A MASSIVE and well earned morale boost for Ukraine in the 500th day of this awful war. Made even sweeter by this being a HUGE propaganda defeat for russia #SlavaUkraini

CIA Janitor/Maintenance Department We need a guarantee that any US supplied arms can only be used within UK borders.

SK Media So SAS stands for Special Anglo Saxon. Who knew 😂

A bit of petty joy behind being a Mac user — the Twitter app for macOS still has the birdie logo, along with certain legacy features that we now miss (like Tweets & Replies). Don’t tell Elon, hush.

No kidding. #Ukraine

We're now official Affiliates representing BW Supporters' Trust in 🇺🇲. Please spread the love by reposting. Lots to come... . #BWFC Bolton Wanderers

If you have an iPhone, then this looks familiar. It's that feeling of dread you get when you're on a call and a new one appears. I don't think it should be that complicated. #ux #usability #usabilityslopbucket #design bootcamp.uxdesign.cc/that-moment-of…