Actual footage of Cathy right now:

Say what you want but I made my fiancé watch The Fate of Ophelia music video because “OMG BABE FOOTBALL” and now he’s been listening to it non-stop

Shut up and play defense

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village

Every single county in Virginia shifted blueward tonight: nytimes.com/interactive/20…

Look at me I’m Caitlin Clark. I’m the face of the WNBA, I have my own Nike line, I tee it up with Nelly Korda and I get to watch the chiefs play from a box with Taylor Swift. Whatever man

It’s annoying how delightful I find Glen Powell

Being an Eagles fan right now

When this season started: - meh on Norris - hated Piastri - Verstappen, eh fine. Now: - I wouldn’t piss on Norris if he was on fire. - Piastri. Ok. - I would died for Max.

My boy's a winner, he loves the game My lips reflect off his Costco chain

Ah yes the weekly ritual of “is my man about to break up with me” or are the Birds playing?

Thank god you guys didn’t vote for the mean lady who *checks notes* was just as bad and would have also kidnapped a sitting president

If this season doesn’t end with Posy and Vicar Woodson unable to keep their hands off each other I will die.

We just started the new Zoom Zoom Boys™️ and I gotta say I would die for Jonathan Wheatley #Formula1

Omg save Oscar from these people #formula1