That woman accidentally blocking the most expensive shot of the evening is sending me

She IS a comic 💕

Hang it in the Louvre #TheTraitors

Lorraine Kelly looking for more days to take off:

I am BACK - but on Bluesky because the E in Elon stands for Ew bsky.app/profile/aimeem…

“Three queens stand before me. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, and save yourself from conclave elimination. The time has come... for you to lip sync... FOR. YOUR. PAPACY. Good luck, and don't fuck it up."

Me and my work bestie ensuring that every job is a 2 person job

I AM Patsy Palmer with brocolli

I won’t cope

What do you mean in big big London, UK that me in my 30’s and so many others in my age group are living, not even paycheck to paycheck but overdraft to overdraft?

Are you not embarrassed to be a police officer in this country? What dignity do you have putting on that clown uniform every morning to go waving batons and arrest peaceful members of the public? Meanwhile, there's 'not enough police' to see through SA cases and ACTUAL CRIMES

It was in London actually The Mirror As a news outlet, I think we should be able to trust that what we get is factual. This is laziness to the nth degree if you can’t even get basic location correct.

Ariana pre sale code where pls?

Me if they allow competitive pricing on these Ariana tickets

Do you know how fucked a nation’s actions have to be to make Cillian Murphy make a public appearance

I cannot fathom her only being 35

this is so 'drag race girl in untucked nervous about possibly lipsyncing' core

awake for another day, but at what cost

Listening to Lily Allen

iya luvs x