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Life has really been challenging me lately

I never understood how people could forget their anniversary but it has happened to me the past two years in a row now 😂 at least I remember a few days earlier this time instead of the day of lmfao

Why did nobody warn me that top gun is this sad 😭😭😭

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

I’m so tired of getting up this early for work omg

Someone in this moms group asked how to get their four month old to stop watching tv so much. I feel like the obvious answer is to stop turning it on for the baby 😂

My tire popped on the freeway today and I am so thankful my boyfriend stayed calm and was the one driving because he got us to safety so quick and yeah it was scary cuz we had the girls and I’m just grateful we are all safe! But I cannot afford new tires 😭

I’m really tryna believe that money will always come back to me but it’s really hard to believe that right now 😂

I’m so tired of being soooo sleepy

If I had a dollar for every time I asked Everly ‘do you want a boobie?’ I’d be so rich

Everything’s changing

My biggest fans 😂 Lexus Rosalina 🇵🇭 Sara Weems

Bold of me to watch that last episode of stranger things while I’m at work. Good thing I’m not wearing mascara today 😂

I have so much I wanna tweet about stranger things but I don’t wanna spoil anything for anyone yet since it’s still so new 😩

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

No amount of budgeting and not eating out is going to make up for the fact that we don't make enough money.

Daily reminder

Hell yeah I just saw someone with the license plate ‘TD TB12’ Tom Brady

Santa Barbara feels like the Eureka/Trinidad of Southern California