I have a joke about trickle down economics. 99% of you won’t ever get it.

hint hint...nudge nudge....p.s. Susie Dent does this only apply to a someone or a 'some parties' ??

EIGHTEEN BILLION pounds in spending cuts. #GeneralElectionNow

Sue Perkins 💙 Nearly six times as many people are calling for a #GeneralElectionNow as chose Truss as ‘leader’. #NoMandate. Join them, share, RT. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6197…

Word of the day is 'rantum-scantum' (17th century): reckless, disorderly, and chaotic.

Current GBR Government :|

Just fucking go already

Word of the day is 'blutterbunged' (19th century dialect): dumbfounded, confounded, and open-mouthed in amazement. (Not to be confused with 'dumfungled': utterly exhausted.)

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

“I’ve had it with the lot of you, Frank get the door” #janeygodleyvoiceover

The idea that it’s acceptable that 357 Conservative members of Parliament choose our 3rd PM in as many months is unacceptable. We need a General Election NOW.

Lettuce at 58p – a good buy Liz Truss at Number 10 – a goodbye

Larry speaks

4/4 We are desperate to find him and if you have seen anything at all that could help us please call 101 and quote the case number 15:644. I’m also posting the appeal from the local news website with a picture of Nick. dorset.live/news/urgent-ap…

Former Leeds Rhinos player Rob Burrow is to read a CBeebies Bedtime Story using ground-breaking technology, the first time a bedtime story has been read this way. bbc.com/mediacentre/20…

How wonderful is this? 😍 To recognise International Day of Persons with Disabilities, Rob Burrow CBE has been asked to read a CBeebies Parenting Bedtime Story this weekend. Find out more on #BBCBreakfast this morning! #IDPD #MND

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In my Liverpool home We speak with an accent exceedingly rare Meet under a statue exceedingly bare And if you want a museum.... well we've got a few to spare 👀🏛️💘🎶 For #InternationalMuseumDay tag your favourite 👇🏽 International Council of Museums (ICOM) VisitLiverpool

Bring your bottle, bring your flask – top-up your water with just an ask. Pop into any of our cafés and get a refill. Carrying a reusable bottle with you is a small change that makes a big difference to the environment. #WorldRefillDay