“Not interested anymore.” x.com/OfWeirdMagic/s…

“Can I interest you in a guilt trip?” x.com/OfWeirdMagic/s…

“Can someone make me some waffles?”

“Give me your best, Cap.” x.com/Rogersisms/sta…

Fangirlish shriek. Frantically claps hands. “yES—” Clears throat manlily. “I mean.. Of course.” x.com/Rogersisms/sta…

“Day 1014 and I get pancakes from THE Captain America. Name your goals.”

“I think I just found my waffle buddy.” x.com/CeriseValiance…

Salute, “yes, Cap.” Shifts attention through the room for the nearest seat. x.com/Rogersisms/sta…

“I'd go to a waffle house but, y'know.. Sometimes it's hard showing my face.” x.com/CeriseValiance…

“Just a few nasty stares. Hiding from certain cops. You know... The usual.” x.com/CeriseValiance…

Protecc Mantis Brigade.

“A freak? You gotta be kidding. More like a badass.” Broad shoulders lifted and fell. The world can be cruel to people, some more than others. x.com/CeriseValiance…

“Makes you look like a coach back in the day.” Raises a single digit. “But, doesn't mean you can't go sunglasses shopping.” x.com/CeriseValiance…

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“Can the person that invented them maybe come up with a new, cooler look?” Raises forearms, displaying what looked like a surrending gesture. “I'm sorry, this is awesome.” x.com/CeriseValiance…

Resting the dish on the table directly in front of his, gloved palms swiftly removed the gear from his cranium. “These look amazing, Cap.. I still can't believe this is even real... Do you think my daughter would get jealous?” x.com/Rogersisms/sta…

Scottception.

“I'm not gonna steal your sight for my own entertainment. What kind of person would I be?” x.com/CeriseValiance…

“That's deep, man.” x.com/CeriseValiance…